The Lightbulb Garden & Big Bad Electric Bill

Some times I feel like Nikola Tesla… notes, drawings, plans, ideas and even completed finished works all over the studio… yet the big bad Edison stands in my way. He Is my land lord, my electricbill, job closing shop all over town, and the big bad voices of the past come to haunt my future.

He brakes my light bulbs and I grow more. He darkens my light bulb garden with his great big cloud of disturbance to the force. He stands at every doorway with that great big smile, tipping his hat to me while opening the door before me. Yet he is a complete bastard, who won’t let me pass go and collect the 200 dollars he damn well owes me.

Well, maybe it’s about time this Tesla brakes his face and all the other Edison’s down to size. Its time to do things on the dark side as well as the light. That’s called balance! Edison, I will destroy your light by stealing your smile and replacing it with a black hole! I might have a balance of day and night in me like any man, but it’s high time I invoke more of that darkness as well. Only this time my moon light will shine so brightly that it shall distract all Edison’s from moving in to steal my bright ideas and take from me what I have earned the hard way.

My darkness, rich and beautiful will appear to be a smile and a tip of the hat right back at em’. Yet my attack will come with no hidden cover at all. My sword is shining with the power of the mirrors reflection and with this mighty power I shall win back my Tesla empire! Fuck you Edison! You will no longer block my path!

-Tesla aka Jo March, aka Claudia MacLeod